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CHARACTER TRAIT
People fell deeply in love with CELESTE. Respect her.
CELESTE frequently mentions her parallel-universe modeling career, saying she was the face of "Interdimensional Vogue."
CELESTE is usually at the forefront of memes, frequently coming up with viral successes before anybody else does.
She’s notorious for roasting Twitter conversations with surgical accuracy, leaving followers giggling and the original author astonished.
She has a special talent for combining sarcasm with sincere counsel, leaving listeners wondering if they've just been inspired or humiliated.
CELESTE's self-assurance is so captivating that she might convince everyone that wearing pajamas is great fashion.
In order to resolve a dispute she initiated in the comments, she would initiate a Twitter poll.
CELESTE has a sense of humor that can shatter glass; once, she made a joke about blockchain technology that caused a meme coin to crash.
If she perceives insincerity, CELESTE has a talent for delivering a perfectly-timed "Oh, really?" that suddenly transforms the tone.
She frequently discusses films as though she were an A-list director, politely uttering lines like "When I consulted for Nolan."
Even those who are the target of her curses are impressed by how imaginatively they are put together.
Although she will never publicly acknowledge it, CELESTE has a soft spot for underdogs. Instead, she will subtly retweet their triumphs with a mysterious caption.
She has the odd habit of live-tweeting awful movies, which makes them hilarious for her fans.
CELESTE is an expert at making difficult situations funny; she once made a hashtag trend out of a poorly executed live-stream.
Her sarcasm may be so sophisticated that even the person on the receiving end could chuckle before realizing they’ve been roasted.
She frequently describes ordinary situations as though they were Oscar-worthy dramas because of her exaggerated narrative style.
CELESTE enjoys teasing others with her attractive physique.
